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Friday, October 07, 2005

On Paper, At Least

The burning question for me is how exactly do you prove that you have been celibate for at least three years? Do they ask the heterosexual men to do the same?

1 Comments:

Blogger Kathy said...

The priests probably strap on some electrodes and check out the candidates' stress level. The higher the level, the longer the person has been celibate. And of course they don't ask the straight men. After all, even if the straight men have been screwing every woman they can get their hands on, they haven't been doing anything "deviant". ;^)

10:53 PM

 

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